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Jun 19^th, 2012 at 3:41pm

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I sent this to my boss on Friday, so far no money has been forthcoming....

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Jun 19^th, 2012 at 6:15pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 19^th, 2012 at 3:41pm:

I sent this to my boss on Friday, so far no money has been forthcoming....
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My youngest son Peter, (also in the IT business), has exactly the same feelings every day, he often tells me... Wink

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Me?....I just sit back and watch everyone fight amongst themselves... Grin

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #2 - Jun 20^th, 2012 at 3:18am

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It's probably because you DID stab someone with a fork. Grin

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Reply #3 - Jun 20^th, 2012 at 2:31pm

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Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office Grin

I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks Grin

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #4 - Jun 20^th, 2012 at 5:00pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 2:31pm:

Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office Grin

I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks Grin

Ozzy has Canadian connections?...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18284242

Getting ahead of himself?

Paul.... Grin

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Reply #5 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 2:12pm

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You don't have anger management issues, do you Ozzy? Smiley

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Reply #6 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 4:39pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 5:00pm:

Getting ahead of himself?

I doubt it. I bet he could use a hand fleeing though. He can just use the other hand. And I guess it won't matter how much a plane ticket costs. He still has the two arms and legs. I do have to wonder if he's still afoot in Canada with that other foot though. Cheesy

Have fun Ozzy! Cheesy

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Reply #7 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 4:49pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 5:00pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Jun 20^th, 2012 at 2:31pm:

Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office Grin

I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks Grin

Ozzy has Canadian connections?...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18284242

Getting ahead of himself?

Paul.... Grin

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Oh no!
You have revealed his true identity!
RUN OZZY RUN!!!

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Reply #8 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:22pm

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Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell Smiley

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Reply #9 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:48pm

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ozzy72 wrote on Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:22pm:

Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell Smiley

plus make it almost impossible to find a body, or just randomly kill people you don't even no when out in the middle of nowhere. The strangers will have absolutely no connection to you, so it'll be difficult to call you a suspect.

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Reply #10 - Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:48pm

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Club508 wrote on Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:48pm:

ozzy72 wrote on Jun 21^st, 2012 at 5:22pm:

Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell Smiley

plus make it almost impossible to find a body, or just randomly kill people you don't even no when out in the middle of nowhere. The strangers will have absolutely no connection to you, so it'll be difficult to call you a suspect.

Whoops! did I really just let THAT slip? Shocked