Three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender sizes them up and thinks they're pretty cute. He says to the first duckie, "So, what's your name little duck?"

Duck #1: My name is Hewey.

Bartender: Well, Hewey, how's your day going?

Duck #1: It's a great day. I've been in and out of puddles all day, what more could a duck ask for?

Bartender: Well, that's great. Hey, and what's your name there little duck?

Duck #2: Dewey.

Bartender: And how's your day going?

Duck #2: It's been great. You know, in and out of puddles all day, pretty much an ideal day for a duck.

Bartender: Swell! And you, my cute little duck #3. I'll bet your name is Louie, eh?

Duck #3: No, my name is Puddles.