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Dec 14th, 2011 at 5:08am

expat   Offline
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Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the check out queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had? An elephant?

So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn’t, because I ended up in hospital last time, but I'd lost 2 stone before I woke up in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it
works is to load your pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in queue was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked me if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me I told her








No, I stepped off the kerb to sniff an Irish Setter's arse and a car hit me.
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Reply #1 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 6:12am

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Reply #2 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 2:52pm

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Reply #3 - Dec 14th, 2011 at 10:55pm

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Reply #4 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 2:21pm

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Reply #5 - Dec 17th, 2011 at 11:15pm

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Tisk, tisk.  Ya' shoulda' known the luk o' th Eyerish' is BAD luk, me laddy!  It wood saev yer' nose a lotto pain! Cheesy

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