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Of course I love ya darlin',
You're a bloody top-notch bird.
And when I say you're gorgeous,
I mean every single word.
So ya bum is on the big side,
I don't mind a bit of flab.
It means that when I'm ready,
There's somethin' there to grab.
So your belly isn't flat no more,
I tell ya, I don't care.
So long as when I cuddle ya,
I can get my arms round there.
No Sheila who is your age,
Has nice round perky breasts.
They just gave in to gravity,
But I know ya did ya best.
I'm tellin' ya the truth now,
I never tell ya lies.
I think it’s very sexy,
That you've got dimples on ya thighs.
I swear on me nanna's grave now,
The moment that we met.
I thought you was as good as,
I was ever gonna get.
No matter what u look like,
I'll always love ya dear.
Now shut up while the cricket’s on,
And fetch another beer!
 There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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