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Mad dogs and the midday sun (Read 421 times)

Nov 29^th, 2010 at 4:27am

expat Offline
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Looks like the sun has got to this lady. She has registered the Sun as belonging to her Roll Eyes

Angeles Duran, 49, says that the Sun officially belongs to her now, having had the celestial body registered in her name at a local notary office.....And she wants to charge us for it, but has not figured a way to do so.......yet.

I will be suing her shortly, I find the heat from the sun to be quite oppressive. In addition to constant oppression and intimidation the sun has also assaulted me on several occasions inflicting serious burns. Not to mention that my holiday was totally ruined last year when her product failed to show up as planned. I also plan to take out a restraining order to ensure that the sun does not come any closer than 95 million miles to me or my property Grin

Matt

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Reply #1 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 5:06am

Meck Offline
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Helium balloons, DHMO, now this... Don't some people ever think???

Put me on the list of accuser - I'm with you! Wink

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Reply #2 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 5:20am

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Your check is in the mail Grin

....and I wont...ect, ect Lips Sealed

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Reply #3 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 12:14pm

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Well, at least we now know who's responsible for global warming! Grin

ps.
Ms Duran? Hard to believe she's not married! Grin

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Reply #4 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 3:27pm

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Planning to sue her for all the cold winters we have had up until now. That sun of her is only working 5-6 months out of every year. Lazy basterd...

Carlo

(cold feet and a dripping nose)

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Reply #5 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 3:42pm

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I will be suing her for the fading of the paint on my vehicles!

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #6 - Nov 29^th, 2010 at 7:35pm

Steve M Offline
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Squatters rights will only come to her if she can inhabit the sun and prove that I don't already hold title and deed. I may sue her and take her Coronas away..

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #7 - Dec 1^st, 2010 at 10:17am