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Sep 3
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http://theoatmeal.com/comics/airplane
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My sister sent me this the other day. Very good
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Sep 3
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Annoying: Getting a seat next to someone who has had a bad morning and wants to tell you about it.
Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.
Annoying: The audience type heckler who has had too good of a holiday and wants to answer every anouncement from the cabin.
Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 3
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Makes me want to kill myself: The kid on board that starts crying, then sets off a chain reaction of kids crying.
STOP FLYING WITH YOUR D*** KIDS
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Sep 3
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Steve M wrote
on Sep 3
rd
, 2010 at 2:48pm:
Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.
Window seat isn't the worst.
I remember when I was flying back from San Francisco, and I got stuck in the very middle seat of a 777, with two people either side of me. It got particularly bad when I needed the toilet and they were asleep.
At least I waited for them to wake up, but it was not a nice experience.
"Politics" is made up of two words, "Poli", which is Greek for "many", and "tics", which are blood sucking insects. - Gore Vidal
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Sep 3
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Steve M wrote
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, 2010 at 2:48pm:
Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.
Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs
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Sep 3
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Rich H wrote
on Sep 3
rd
, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 3
rd
, 2010 at 2:48pm:
Annoying: The one with the weak bladder always, always, gets the window seat.
Window seat isn't the worst.
I remember when I was flying back from San Francisco, and I got stuck in the very middle seat of a 777, with two people either side of me. It got particularly bad when I needed the toilet and they were asleep.
At least I waited for them to wake up, but it was not a nice experience.
Push the attendant button overhead and ask for an empty bottle of water!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 3
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machineman9 wrote
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, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 3
rd
, 2010 at 2:48pm:
Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.
Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs
Even more annoying: When you look a bit like Ewan McGregor...
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Sep 3
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Or someone I know getting questioned in Turkey after trying to bring home lots of varieties of teas in white bags along with alcohol.
"Politics" is made up of two words, "Poli", which is Greek for "many", and "tics", which are blood sucking insects. - Gore Vidal
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machineman9 wrote
on Sep 3
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, 2010 at 3:36pm:
Steve M wrote
on Sep 3
rd
, 2010 at 2:48pm:
Annoying: The drug sniffing dog stops next to you in check in because you have a carry on bag made of Hemp.
Annoying: When your name is Ewan McGregor and they want to 'take you to one side' because you starred in a film about drugs
Strangely, that has never happened to me.
Thanks for the link Davy, another fun site to poke around on. The one about irony is pretty good too.
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Sep 5
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, 2010 at 11:21pm
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Annoying...People in first and business class that take an hour to put their junk away blocking the aisle for us 200 cattle class passengers that just want to get to our @#$%)(*&^ seats.
2 hour flight, you don't need to set up your whole office in your seat you stupid B#$%@#$%
More Annoying...when those same A#$^@#$ take an hour to gather their junk at the end of the flight.
Satisfying...making sure the corner of your bag "accidentally" smacks them as you walk by.
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Annoying...When you have the window, but both your seatmates are already there, and neither one will get up forcing you to climb over them just to sit down.
Satisfying...making d@mn sure you step on the offenders toes
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Window seat isn't the worst.
I remember when I was flying back from San Francisco, and I got stuck in the very middle seat of a 777, with two people either side of me. It got particularly bad when I needed the toilet and they were asleep. Grin At least I waited for them to wake up, but it was not a nice experience.
I hate that situation. I too try to wait till they wake up if at all possible. But you know its going to be a bad flight when your in the window seat, both your seatmates popped tranquilizers, and they are out cold before even pushing off the gate
Thankfully they finally woke up 13 hours later right before I was about to just climb over them
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