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Sep 5^th, 2010 at 10:34pm

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Doe, the stuff that buys my beer

Re, the guys that pours my beer (Thanks Rey!)

Me, the one who drinks my beer

Fa....a long way to the john!

So...I'll have another beer.

La....I'll have another beer.

Ti? No thanks I'll have a beer.

and that brings us back to Doe......

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Reply #1 - Sep 6^th, 2010 at 6:47am

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I caught myself singing this instead of reading.

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Sep 6^th, 2010 at 5:17pm

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Steve M wrote on Sep 6^th, 2010 at 6:47am:

I caught myself singing this instead of reading.

Dang it Steve, now I'll never get that melody out of my head. Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #3 - Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:06am

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Here's another parody version of a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune "My Favorite Things," from the 1965 film The Sound of Music -

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:31pm

Steve M Offline
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Romulus111VADT wrote on Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:06am:

Here's another parody version of a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune "My Favorite Things," from the 1965 film The Sound of Music -

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Wink

Dammit! I keep singing these instead of reading them! ( Not outloud of course ) Huh

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #5 - Sep 7^th, 2010 at 6:05pm

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Steve M wrote on Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:31pm:

Romulus111VADT wrote on Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:06am:

Here's another parody version of a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune "My Favorite Things," from the 1965 film The Sound of Music -

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Wink

Dammit! I keep singing these instead of reading them! ( Not outloud of course ) Huh

You mean you don't start out loud, but by the second verse..... Roll Eyes

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - Sep 7^th, 2010 at 7:20pm

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Starting to sing it out loud.. and realizing other people are staring. Roll Eyes

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #7 - Sep 7^th, 2010 at 9:17pm

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Romulus111VADT wrote on Sep 7^th, 2010 at 4:06am:

Here's another parody version of a Rodgers and Hammerstein tune "My Favorite Things," from the 1965 film The Sound of Music -

Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,
Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,
Bundles of magazines tied up in string,
These are a few of my favorite things..

Cadillacs and cataracts and hearing aids and glasses,
Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses,
Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the pipes leak,
When the bones creak,
When the knees go bad
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Hot tea and crumpets, and corn pads for bunions,
No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions,
Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of sinnin',
Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin',
And we won't mention our short shrunken frames,
When we remember our favorite things.

When the joints ache,
when the hips break,
When the eyes grow dim,
Then I remember the great life I've had,
And then I don't feel so bad.

Wink

That is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time!!! Grin

I haven't been able to sing it without cracking up yet! Cheesy

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Reply #8 - Sep 8^th, 2010 at 4:37am

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That parody came to me in an e-mail claiming to be sung by Julie Andrews on her 69th birthday. Snopes.com says it's false. But the song parody is still funny.... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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