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Jun 21^st, 2010 at 3:26pm

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A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired lady jumps to her feet. "What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way?" she demands. "What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?" Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
"You keep out of this!" she yells. "I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!" Grin

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Reply #1 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 4:20pm

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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #2 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 5:52pm

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Nice!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #3 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 11:51pm

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+10 Tim.

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Reply #4 - Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 3:54am

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Haha I imagine Jeff Dunham!

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Reply #5 - Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 4:56pm

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JakesF14 wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 3:54am:

Haha I imagine Jeff Dunham!

And it can only be Peanut on the lap! Grin

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Reply #6 - Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 6:44pm

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Theis wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 4:56pm:

JakesF14 wrote on Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 3:54am:

Haha I imagine Jeff Dunham!

And it can only be Peanut on the lap! Grin

I thought it would have been Achmed saying "I'll KILL YOU!!" to all the blondes for being dumb.

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Reply #7 - Jun 23^rd, 2010 at 9:44pm

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