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A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing (Read 336 times)

Jun 21^st, 2010 at 1:18pm

CaptainCub Offline
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Three men, one an engineer, are convicted to die by Guilotine. The first is loaded into the device, the blade drops and stops an inch short of the guys neck. Thinking it a sign from God that the man is innocent, the executioner sets him free. Number two is loaded, the blade drops, and the same thing happens. The prisoner is set free, and it's the engineers turn. Down comes the blade only to slam to a halt halfway. The engineer turns his head, looks up at the blade, and says'
"Aha! I see what the problem is..." Cheesy

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Reply #1 - Jun 21^st, 2010 at 5:50pm

Steve M Offline
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Typical Engineer! Grin

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #2 - Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 11:53am

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I know someone like that. Grin

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6GB of 800MHz DDR2 RAM 1GB GDDR3 Nvidia GeForce GTX 260M 500GB 5400 RPM SATA-150 HDD, w/ 2nd drive bay. All for only $1300!

THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Help stop this scum from infiltrating the games we know and love!

http://www.glop.org/starforce/

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Reply #3 - Jun 22^nd, 2010 at 1:49pm

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LOL!!

I'd be totally dead if it was me... my first instinct would be to try and fix it! Grin

Cheers

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Reply #4 - Jun 23^rd, 2010 at 9:42pm

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