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Jun 16^th, 2010 at 1:41pm

jimclarke Offline
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Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.
'It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.'

On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

No God? Know God!

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Reply #1 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 2:03pm

ShaneG Offline
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I turned into a Martian!

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Been there, felt that. Cheesy

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Reply #2 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 3:32pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
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Such bravery.....lmao

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 5:13pm

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"Good grief"
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"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #4 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 8:57pm

Steve M Offline
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And he may have been one of those men who say "I wouldn't be caught dead in a Wallmart."

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #5 - Jun 20^th, 2010 at 8:44pm

Capt.Propwash Offline
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Let's get a little mud
on the tires!
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Drink up!! hehe!

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