Simviation Forum - BP's Final Option

Jun 14^th, 2010 at 5:31pm

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A female friend sent me this.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 9:59pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 14^th, 2010 at 5:31pm:

A female friend sent me this.

http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/bpfinaloption.jpg

No comment... Roll Eyes

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Reply #2 - Jun 16^th, 2010 at 11:08pm

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BrandonF wrote on Jun 16^th, 2010 at 9:59pm:

patchz wrote on Jun 14^th, 2010 at 5:31pm:

A female friend sent me this.

http://www.simviation.com/yabbuploads/bpfinaloption.jpg

No comment... Roll Eyes

That's more than anyone else had to say. Grin

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #3 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 3:27am

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Hie hie! even the ship have a BP logo!

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Reply #4 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 3:36am

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That's the sort of TV Ladies Bits Advertisement that I get right in the middle of having my Meal... Shocked

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...it would certainly soak the "gravy" up... Wink

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Wonderful stuff, Larry!... Grin

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Paul... Grin

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Reply #5 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:04pm

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You know, it might be more than just a joke. With today's technology, why couldn't we come up with something similar that would soak up just oil, and not water? In a much larger size of course.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #6 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:24pm

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I suspect that a lot of this oil is not only on the surface, but held in suspension from the surface to the sea-bed!

I think they are going to have to put a filter on the bed of the Gulf of Mexico to strain the oil, then pull the plug out, and empty the clean water, temporarily, into the Great Lakes... Roll Eyes

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Would also solve the shortage of Fish, at the same time!

...or not?... Undecided

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Paul.... Wink

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The news gets more and more depressing each day!

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Reply #7 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:44pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:24pm:

The news gets more and more depressing each day!

I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?

patchz can explain the specifics -- or even post the reference e-mail if he hasn't deleted it.

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Reply #8 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:53pm

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H wrote on Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:44pm:

I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?

Nah....

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Esso does that for me!...>>>>

http://www.adslogans.co.uk/hof/ad_esso.html

Paul...with a Tiger in my Tank... Cool

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Reply #9 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 9:45pm

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Fozzer wrote on Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:24pm:

The news gets more and more depressing each day!

Which is exactly why I do not watch/listen to it.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #10 - Jun 17^th, 2010 at 9:47pm

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H wrote on Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:44pm:

Fozzer wrote on Jun 17^th, 2010 at 2:24pm:

The news gets more and more depressing each day!

I was wondering, does your motorcycle run on BP?

patchz can explain the specifics -- or even post the reference e-mail if he hasn't deleted it.

I still have it, but for some reason I can't save animated .gif files. I was waiting for you to post it. It has to be one of the best I've seen. Grin

I just tried again and it worked this time. I will post it in Humor.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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