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Jun 9^th, 2010 at 11:08pm

patchz Offline
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What, me worry?
IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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Sign over the urinal in the local fire station in the seventies:

If your hose is short,
And your pressure is weak;
Stand up close,
Or you will wet your feet.

In the stall:

If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
Keep it neat, wipe the seat.

If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.

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Reply #1 - Jun 9^th, 2010 at 11:46pm

a1 Offline
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Tied In A Knot I Am

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Reply #2 - Jun 10^th, 2010 at 4:00am

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One really good one I saw once on a freshly painted wall, "They paint these walls to stop my pen, But the shithouse poet has struck again,"

Another note worthy one - "Here I sit on the pooper, just gave birth to a Florida State Trooper."

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #3 - Jun 10^th, 2010 at 4:58am

Fozzer Offline
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Hereford. England. EGBS.

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Toilet Humour.... Smiley

...!

.....prompted me to do the usual Google Search... Wink

...>>>

http://www.jokes2go.com/lists/list8.html

...amongst many more!... Grin

...!

Paul...one of the few joys of having a weak Bladder... Wink

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...!

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Reply #4 - Jun 10^th, 2010 at 10:08am

TacitBlue Offline
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That's right, I have my
own logo.
Saint Joseph, Missouri, USA

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Over the urinal in the pilot's lounge restroom at a small airport I visited once:

"Pilots with short props or low manifold pressure, please taxi close"

A&P Mechanic, Rankin Aircraft 78Y

Aircraft are naturally beautiful because form follows function. -TB

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Reply #5 - Jun 10^th, 2010 at 10:01pm

Groundbound1 Offline
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No, I don't work for Mythbusters...
Michigan, USA

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I've always liked:

He that writes upon these walls, rolls his ____ into little balls,
Those that read these words of wit, eats those little balls of ____.

I used to be an expeditor, could give you a million of 'em. Grin

« Last Edit: Jun 20^th, 2010 at 11:36pm by Groundbound1 »

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Reply #6 - Jun 20^th, 2010 at 8:59pm

Capt.Propwash Offline
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Let's get a little mud
on the tires!
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from the Construction site Port-o-potty:

"Here I sit broken Hearted
Come to $___
But only farted.

Thought I would take the chance
stood up and $___ my pants."

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