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Jun 19
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Jun 19
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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Steve M wrote
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Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.
In my reply to the friend that sent it, I said, "If I had been there with my son, Tech Support, I would have left too.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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patchz wrote
on Jun 19
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Steve M wrote
on Jun 19
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, 2010 at 7:31pm:
Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.
In my reply to the friend that sent it, I said, "If I had been there with my son, Tech Support, I would have left too.
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