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Obsession therapy (Read 363 times)
Jun 19th, 2010 at 5:40pm

patchz   Offline
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.
 

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #1 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 6:35pm

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Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"
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Reply #2 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:31pm

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Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.  Grin Grin
 

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Reply #3 - Jun 19th, 2010 at 8:33pm

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Steve M wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:31pm:
Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.  Grin Grin

In my reply to the friend that sent it, I said, "If I had been there with my son, Tech Support, I would have left too.  Roll Eyes
 

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If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Reply #4 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 12:46pm
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Reply #5 - Jun 21st, 2010 at 1:04pm

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patchz wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 8:33pm:
Steve M wrote on Jun 19th, 2010 at 7:31pm:
Haha! Good one.. Puts me in mind of my first wife.  Grin Grin

In my reply to the friend that sent it, I said, "If I had been there with my son, Tech Support, I would have left too.  Roll Eyes



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