HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING
AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE ANDTHINKING,
SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?
WELL.....YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE!

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING
IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT
WITH A NEW DENTIST.   
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA,  WHICH BORE HIS
FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY,  I REMEMBERED A TALL,  HANDSOME,   
DARK HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME
HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
30-ODD YEARS AGO. 

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD
A SECRET CRUSH ON,  WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM,  HOWEVER,  I QUICKLY DISCARDED
ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING,  GRAY HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY
LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY
CLASSMATE.   
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,  I ASKED HIM IF
HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES, YES I DID. I'M A MUSTANG! '
HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED

HE ANSWERED, IN 1975.  WHY DO YOU ASK?

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASS,

GRAY HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

BASTARD ASKED.....

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?'

Hilarious, Jakes,   

Nice! I am sending this off to my older sister just to watch her sizzle and fume. 

beaky wrote on Feb 23^rd, 2010 at 10:17pm:


haha! we all are going to be THAT OLD!

BFMF wrote on Feb 24^th, 2010 at 8:44pm: