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Why an elk has antlers (Read 454 times)
Mar 5
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No matter what species, it's a bloke thing
PETA
People Eating Tasty Animals.
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Mar 5
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Be carefull now, Blitzen!
Flying with twins is a lot of fun..
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Mar 5
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Looks like they are still in velvet. Not sure he would be so inclined otherwise.
If God intended aircraft engines to have horizontally opposed engines, Pratt and Whitney would have made them that way.
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Mar 5
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Mar 5
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That's brilliant.
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Mar 6
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How we humans and animals are so similar.
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Mar 6
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a1 wrote
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th
, 2010 at 11:52am:
How we humans and animals are so similar.
Men call it.....
....."Pocket Billiards"...
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Mar 6
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Talk about getting horny!
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Mar 6
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a1 wrote
on Mar 6
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, 2010 at 11:52am:
How we humans and animals are so similar.
You mean in that some humans seem inclined to sit on their shoulders?
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