Simviation Forum - Dear Dad:

Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 2:08pm

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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope
with trembling hands and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.

But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad, she's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy.

She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.

In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it.

Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

Love, Your Son John

PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.

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Reply #1 - Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 2:25pm

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THAT IS AMAZING! Grin

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Reply #2 - Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 2:41pm

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I'm going to have to use that one! Grin

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Reply #3 - Mar 3^rd, 2010 at 3:48pm

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Reply #4 - Mar 4^th, 2010 at 5:25am

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wow that is amazing

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Reply #5 - Mar 4^th, 2010 at 6:45am

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Absolutely fantastic!......!

If only real Family life was that friendly, and amusing!... Wink

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...!

Wonderful!

Paul... Grin

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Reply #6 - Mar 4^th, 2010 at 8:50pm

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Fozzer wrote on Mar 4^th, 2010 at 6:45am:

Absolutely fantastic!......!

If only real Family life was that friendly, and amusing!... Wink

....

...!

Wonderful!

Paul... Grin

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...!

It can be... in a way.

As I was reading that, before I got to the end I thought "these people obviously live in Saint Joseph, Missouri".

...look under my name to see where I live. I'm surrounded by people like that. Roll Eyes

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Reply #7 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 12:47am

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TacitBlue wrote on Mar 4^th, 2010 at 8:50pm:

Fozzer wrote on Mar 4^th, 2010 at 6:45am:

Absolutely fantastic!......!

If only real Family life was that friendly, and amusing!... Wink

....

...!

Wonderful!

Paul... Grin

...

...!

It can be... in a way.

As I was reading that, before I got to the end I thought "these people obviously live in Saint Joseph, Missouri".

...look under my name to see where I live. I'm surrounded by people like that. Roll Eyes

So y'all on the left side of Missouri got the same thing as we have on the right side? Cheesy

As the crow flies, I'm about 45 miles northwest of KSTL.

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Reply #8 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 7:13am

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U4EA wrote on Mar 7^th, 2010 at 12:47am:

TacitBlue wrote on Mar 4^th, 2010 at 8:50pm:

Fozzer wrote on Mar 4^th, 2010 at 6:45am:

Absolutely fantastic!......!

If only real Family life was that friendly, and amusing!... Wink

....

...!

Wonderful!

Paul... Grin

...

...!

It can be... in a way.

As I was reading that, before I got to the end I thought "these people obviously live in Saint Joseph, Missouri".

...look under my name to see where I live. I'm surrounded by people like that. Roll Eyes

So y'all on the left side of Missouri got the same thing as we have on the right side? Cheesy

As the crow flies, I'm about 45 miles northwest of KSTL.

...I can hear the shout now...

Lordy-Lordy! .....Glory Hallelujah!... Smiley

...!

...am I right...or am I right?... Grin

....!

Paul... Grin

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...!

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Reply #9 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 3:27pm

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On this side of Missouri we have more meth labs per capita than they do on the other side. Shocked

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Reply #10 - Mar 7^th, 2010 at 3:56pm

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U4EA wrote on Mar 7^th, 2010 at 3:27pm:

On this side of Missouri we have more meth labs per capita than they do on the other side. Shocked

Lordy-Lordy! .....Glory Hallelujah! Meth labs create jobs.. Morticians, Firefighters, law enforcement, judges, lawyers, prison guards, Florists, Smith and Wesson, Colt, EMS, Emerg doctors and nurses, ect. The list is endless. Cheesy

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Reply #11 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 1:39pm

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U4EA wrote on Mar 7^th, 2010 at 3:27pm:

On this side of Missouri we have more meth labs per capita than they do on the other side. Shocked

Thought there was a reason I heard the name pronounced "Misery."

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Reply #12 - Mar 8^th, 2010 at 3:29pm

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U4EA wrote on Mar 7^th, 2010 at 3:27pm:

On this side of Missouri we have more meth labs per capita than they do on the other side. Shocked

Oh yeah!? Well we have more trailer parks! Tongue

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Reply #13 - Mar 9^th, 2010 at 8:21am

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That is a classic Grin

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