Simviation Forum - Little Johnny!

Feb 16^th, 2010 at 10:06pm

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Little Johnny was walking down the sidewalk one day and an old man was sitting on his front porch rocking back and forth in his rocking chair.

The old man said, Whatcha got there son?

Johnny said, Got me some chicken wire.

Whatcha gonna do with that chicken wire son? asked the old man.

Gonna catch me some chickens! said Johnny.

You cant catch chickens with chicken wire! said the oldster. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and walked on down the street.

About a half hour later Johnny came back passing the old mans front porch . . . with 3 chickens entangled in the chicken wire! The old man was shocked and couldnt believe his eyes.

About a half hour later, Johnny was again walking past the old mans porch. Whatcha got now son?

Got me some duct tape.

And whatcha gonna do with that duct tape? the old man asked.

Gonna catch me some ducks!

You cant catch ducks with duct tape! said the old man. Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and kept on walking.

About a half hour later, back comes Johnny with 3 ducks tangled in the duct tape. Again, the old man rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

About a half hour later, Johnny again was passing the porch.

Whatcha got now son? asked the old man.

Johnny said, Got me some pussy willow.

The old man said, WAIT RIGHT THERE WHILE I GET MY SHOES!

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Reply #1 - Feb 16^th, 2010 at 10:16pm

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Reply #2 - Feb 16^th, 2010 at 11:06pm

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Reply #3 - Feb 16^th, 2010 at 11:15pm

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Reply #4 - Feb 17^th, 2010 at 5:05am

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First laugh of the day!... Grin

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Reply #5 - Feb 17^th, 2010 at 8:28pm

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Love it!

Flying with twins is a lot of fun..

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Reply #6 - Feb 18^th, 2010 at 9:11pm

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Thanx Angus! Cheesy

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DO NOT take a drink while a humor thread opens! Grin

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Reply #7 - Feb 18^th, 2010 at 9:51pm

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U4EA wrote on Feb 18^th, 2010 at 9:11pm:

Thanx Angus! Cheesy

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DO NOT take a drink while a humor thread opens! Grin

DITTO! Smiley

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Reply #8 - Apr 5^th, 2010 at 4:22pm

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good stuff

"Oh! I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth and danced the skies on laughter silvered wings. Sunward I've climbed and joined the tumbling mirth of sun split clouds.....and done a hundred things you have never dreamed of.....wheeled and soared and swung high in the sunlit silence. Hovering there, I've chased the shouting wind along and flung my eager craft through footless halls of air.

Up, up the long, delerious, burning blue I've topped the wind swept heights with easy grace where never Lark, nor even Eagle flew. While with silent lifting of mind I've trod the high untrespassed sanctity of space, put out my hand and touched the face of god"

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Reply #9 - Apr 19^th, 2010 at 8:24am

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excuse bad grammar; "I' bin Bayer..." - German Airforce Private First Class (war reserve)

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