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Just how good is Jack Daniels? (Read 343 times)
Apr 18th, 2010 at 6:44pm

Steve M   Offline
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Finally got around to going fishing this morning but after a while I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth snake with a frog in his mouth, and frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog
in his mouth; I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog and put it in my bait bucket. Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit.

I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth.
His eyes rolled back and he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on my fishing with the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same damn snake
with two frogs in his mouth.

                                       Wink
 

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Reply #1 - Apr 18th, 2010 at 7:01pm

patchz   Offline
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What, me worry?
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If you had said something, I would have brought you some frogs.  Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #2 - Apr 18th, 2010 at 8:42pm
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Reply #3 - Apr 19th, 2010 at 7:25am

JakesF14   Offline
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NEVER go fishing without Jack Daniels!!
 

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