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Apr 19^th, 2010 at 7:18am

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Burke almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years, and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

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Reply #1 - Apr 19^th, 2010 at 7:22am

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.

Hie hie!!!! Grin

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Reply #2 - Apr 19^th, 2010 at 11:37am

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ozzy72 wrote on Apr 19^th, 2010 at 7:18am:

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a hostile work environment.

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Reply #3 - Apr 19^th, 2010 at 11:46am

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ozzy72 wrote on Apr 19^th, 2010 at 7:18am:

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Burke almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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10/10..... Smiley

...!

I wandered around Sainsbury's Superstore this afternoon offering them a free Cow.

But they all turned down my kind offer.

...I wonder why?... Roll Eyes

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Paul... Wink

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