Simviation Forum - Tiger Woods....

Dec 4^th, 2009 at 1:16am

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1. Apparently the police asked Tiger 's wife how many times she hit him. She said I don 't know exactly, but put me down for a 5.
2. Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.
3. What 's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
4. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing
5. Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn 't decide between a wood and an iron.
6. Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
7. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.
8. Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn 't fare very well on the driveway.
9. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.
10. Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger 's spraying his balls everywhere.
11. It turns out that fixing Tiger 's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter.
12. Why was Tiger 's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.
13. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER 'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT
14. Given Tiger 's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?
15. Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.
16. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
17. First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?
18. What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They 've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

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Reply #1 - Dec 4^th, 2009 at 1:29am

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Reply #2 - Dec 10^th, 2009 at 6:49pm

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Reply #3 - Dec 11^th, 2009 at 2:15am

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I apparantly don't watch tv, the news enough, or keep up with current events concerning celebrities, as I really have no idea what is going on with him.

I keep hearing bits and pieces of stuff and its really only confusing me.... Huh

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Reply #4 - Dec 11^th, 2009 at 7:29am

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BFMF wrote on Dec 11^th, 2009 at 2:15am:

I apparantly don't watch tv, the news enough, or keep up with current events concerning celebrities, as I really have no idea what is going on with him.

I keep hearing bits and pieces of stuff and its really only confusing me.... Huh

http://www.sportsillustrated.co.za/golf/20091204/friends-turn-on-tiger/?gclid=CI...

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Reply #5 - Dec 11^th, 2009 at 6:02pm

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http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

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