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Nov 12th, 2005 at 2:25pm

Woozy King   Ex Member
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Do they put underwear on corpses?

Why do people say "The alarm just went off" when really it just came on?

Why do child labor laws not prohibit children from acting in movies?

If your eyes are crossed, do your tears fall straight?

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

Is the vice president's wife called the second lady?
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

Can you "zone out" and be "in the zone" at the same time?

If French kissing is a big thing in America, how do French people react to normal American kissing?

Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?

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Reply #1 - Nov 12th, 2005 at 3:18pm

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oh yeah - lots of them about... Roll Eyes
 

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Reply #2 - Nov 12th, 2005 at 3:37pm

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oh yeah - lots of them about... Roll Eyes


I have a Notepad file with the entire series...
 
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Reply #3 - Nov 12th, 2005 at 5:04pm

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lol - they are funny right enough. (just incase you thought I was being dull Wink)
 

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Reply #4 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 12:36am

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yay more mindless questions!
 
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Reply #5 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 1:50am
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keep bringing them then, always good lateral thinking, like those lateral thinking puzzles.

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Reply #6 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 2:02am

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I actually know the answer to that last one if you want to know. Other than that, they were pretty good. Wink
 

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Reply #7 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 1:04pm

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good ones Wink
 
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Reply #8 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 11:11pm

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Quote:
Do you wake up or open your eyes first?



i definately open my eyes first... lol

then it takes me about an hour to actually wake up... Grin Grin



Moach, the insomniac


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