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Got this in an e-mail. Made my day for sure. (Read 211 times)
Nov 13th, 2005 at 10:16pm

Katahu   Offline
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> >>You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
> >>
> >>     1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
> >>everything in, but you can see right through them.
> >>
> >>     2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
> >>takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
> >>reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
> >>but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
> >>
> >>     3) A Tire is Male,
>because it goes bald and it's
> >>often over-inflated.
> >>
> >>     4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to
> >>go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
> >>course, there's the hot air part.
> >>
> >>     5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
> >>  squeezable and retain water.
> >>
> >>    6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
> >>hit on.
> >>
> >>    7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
> >>lines to pick people up.
> >>
> >>    8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
> >>weight shifts to the bottom.
> >>
> >>    9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
>much
> >>over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> >>
> >>   10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
> >>it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it
> >>gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
> >>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
> >>push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and
> >>female friends of yours so that they can have a
> >>chuckle too
> >
> >
 
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Reply #1 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 10:26pm

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lol, so true... Cheesy
 
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Reply #2 - Nov 13th, 2005 at 11:02pm

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LMAO!!! Grin Grin Grin Grin

definately true!!!
 

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Reply #3 - Nov 14th, 2005 at 12:46am

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lol
 
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Reply #4 - Nov 14th, 2005 at 2:14am

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LOL!! Grin
 

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Reply #5 - Nov 14th, 2005 at 2:42am

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If a webpage is a woman, then that make us all perverts as we usually visit the forums almost too many times a day. Grin
 
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Reply #6 - Nov 14th, 2005 at 3:00am

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Reply #7 - Nov 14th, 2005 at 7:41am

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