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Got this in an e-mail. Made my day for sure. (Read 211 times)
Nov 13
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, 2005 at 10:16pm
Katahu
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> >>You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender.
> >>
> >> 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold
> >>everything in, but you can see right through them.
> >>
> >> 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it
> >>takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective
> >>reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed,
> >>but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.
> >>
> >> 3) A Tire is Male,
>because it goes bald and it's
> >>often over-inflated.
> >>
> >> 4) A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to
> >>go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of
> >>course, there's the hot air part.
> >>
> >> 5) Sponges are Female, because they're soft,
> >> squeezable and retain water.
> >>
> >> 6) A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting
> >>hit on.
> >>
> >> 7) A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old
> >>lines to pick people up.
> >>
> >> 8) An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the
> >>weight shifts to the bottom.
> >>
> >> 9) A Hammer is Male, because it hasn't changed
>much
> >>over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
> >>
> >> 10) A Remote Control is Female. Ha! You thought
> >>it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it
> >>gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and
> >>while he doesn't always know the right buttons to
> >>push, he keeps trying! Pass these on to both male and
> >>female friends of yours so that they can have a
> >>chuckle too
> >
> >
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Nov 13
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, 2005 at 10:26pm
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lol, so true...
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Nov 13
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, 2005 at 11:02pm
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LMAO!!!
definately true!!!
Come, one and all aboard! - The Russian Roullete in the sky!
One in each Six of my personalities knows not at all how to fly!
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Nov 14
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, 2005 at 12:46am
BFMF
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lol
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Nov 14
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LOL!!
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Nov 14
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Katahu
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If a webpage is a woman, then that make us all perverts as we usually visit the forums almost too many times a day.
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Nov 14
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, 2005 at 3:00am
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Pretty scary huh?
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There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!
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Nov 14
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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