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The shortest fairy tale ever (Read 153 times)
Nov 13
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, 2005 at 11:43am
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A man asks a woman to marry him.
The woman says no.
The man lives happily ever after.
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Nov 13
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Sounds like the old 3 Stooges short when they were playing census takers. Moe asked a man, "Are you married or happy?"
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 13
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COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Nov 13
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interesting, that's the the third time someone posts a joke here about a week after i got it via mail chain
the reasonable man adjusts to his souroundings, while the unreasonable man insists on adjusting his souroundings to him.&&&&therefore all progress is due to the unreasonable man.
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Nov 13
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interesting, that's the the third time someone posts a joke here about a week after i got it via mail chain
Heard it from my friend's dad yesterday.
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