Simviation Forum - THREE WOMEN

Nov 8^th, 2005 at 12:44pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
Colonel

Gender:
Posts: 5521

THREE WOMEN -- ONE GERMAN, ONE JAPANESE AND A HILLBILLY WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND.

THE GERMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID. "I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM."

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH. NOT TO BE OUTDONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA! AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER BEHIND.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.

THE HILLBILLY WOMAN FINALLY SAID, "WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT - I'M GETTIN' A FAX."

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 1:02pm

Jared Offline
Colonel
I'd rather be flying...
Uniontown, Ohio

Gender:
Posts: 12621

D'oh!

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:07pm

Woozy King Ex Member
Forza Lazio!!

Gender:

LMAO!!! Hilarious Grin

Edit: Caps lock was on...hence there was a captial hilarious

&&SS Lazio Website

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:38pm

Romulus111VADT Offline
Colonel

Gender:
Posts: 5521

Quote:

LMAO!!! Hilarious Grin

Edit: Caps lock was on...hence there was a captial hilarious

LOL, I just copied it from an e-mail I got from a friend and was a bit lazy, sorry..... Wink

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #4 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 3:04pm

ozzy72 Offline
Global Moderator
Pretty scary huh?
Madsville

Gender:
Posts: 37122

There are two types of aeroplane, Spitfires and everything else that wishes it was a Spitfire!

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #5 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 12:48am

BFMF Offline
Colonel
Pacific Northwest

Gender:
Posts: 19820

groan...

COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World

My Reality Check Bounced

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #6 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 4:54am

H Offline
Colonel
2003: the year NH couldn't
save face...
NH, USA

Gender:
Posts: 6837

Well, it's obvious where all of her contacts are speaking from... Roll Eyes

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #7 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 8:00am

Romulus111VADT Offline
Colonel

Gender:
Posts: 5521

Quote:

Well, it's obvious where all of her contacts are speaking from... Roll Eyes

LMAO, hadn't thought of that, good one.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #8 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 1:38pm

ThePianoMan Ex Member

LOL good one! Grin

Back to top

IP Logged

Reply #9 - Nov 10^th, 2005 at 12:19am

flyboy 28 Offline
Colonel
Jacksonville, FL

Posts: 13323

Same thing like that with Bill Gates golfing. Still good though. Cheesy

Back to top

IP Logged

	Search the archive: