Simviation Forum - Maybe a bit dirty ;D

Nov 8^th, 2005 at 1:55pm

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A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed swine!" retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we do not talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talking abouta sexa? I am a justa telling my frienda how to spella "Mississippi".

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Reply #1 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 1:57pm

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LOL thats a good one, heard it before on comdey central.

LOL.

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Reply #2 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 2:05pm

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Whee...I love jokes on Italians...great find Theis!!

PS: No offence towards any Italians in here Wink

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Reply #3 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 3:08pm

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I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one Roll Eyes

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Reply #4 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 3:11pm

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Your cousin married a joke? Tongue

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Reply #5 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 3:21pm

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An Italian PE teacher Roll Eyes

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Reply #6 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 3:21pm

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Your cousin married a joke? Tongue

LOL

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Reply #7 - Nov 8^th, 2005 at 9:37pm

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hehehe, jokes on the cousin

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Reply #8 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 12:14am

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Reply #9 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 2:15am

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Very good

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Reply #10 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 4:50am

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I used to like Italian jokes before one of my favourite cousins decided she'd marry one Roll Eyes

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Your cousin married a joke? Tongue

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An Italian PE teacher Roll Eyes

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Reply #11 - Nov 9^th, 2005 at 5:47am

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An Italian PE teacher Roll Eyes

A PE teacher..... you know I thought everyone knew how to go. But maybe the Italians have to be taught. Lips Sealed

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