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Terrorist at the airport? (Read 341 times)
Nov 9
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Nov 9
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Nov 9
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Tut tut... Mark!
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Nov 9
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Nov 9
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Nov 9
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The first thing I thought of when I saw the picture was that some camel jockey had used his camel as a trade in at a used car lot....
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Nov 9
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Nov 9
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Nov 9
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Not so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves
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Nov 9
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, 2005 at 2:43pm
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This reminds me of a joke-
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
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Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Nov 9
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This reminds me of a joke-
A man went to Muhammad's Camel Rental to get a camel for a trip about 20 miles to a local town. About half way the camel just drops in it's track and will not move. The guy gets on his cell phone and calls ole Muhammad. About 30 minutes latter Muhammad shows up in his helicopter, gets out carrying his toolbox. Walks over and starts to size up the problem. He gets that, Oh, that's what's wrong look and pulls a sledgehammer out of the back seat of his helicopter. He proceeds to the rear of the camel and lines up line a pro golfer. He swings and hits the camel square in the a-hole. The most earth shattering fart rings out. You know, one of those one minute four octave farts that can rattle windows a block away, type farts. Ole Muhammad just grins and says, "Yep, that was the problem, a vapor lock."
LOL!
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Nov 9
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, 2005 at 4:50pm
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Not so much Johnnys wheels as Achmeds hooves
Camels don't have hooves.
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Nov 9
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, 2005 at 7:48pm
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lol, both are funny..
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Nov 10
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The old slogan is: "I'd walk a mile for a camel."
What a quick getaway that's going to be!
I think
Romulus
is right... he traded the dang thing in! 8)
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