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Hurricane Survival Kit (Read 370 times)
Oct 24
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, 2005 at 3:40pm
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Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on...PRICELESS!!!!
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Oct 24
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lol
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 4:02pm
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Pretty scary huh?
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Nice to see the residents of Florida properly prepared
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Oct 24
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That couple certainly had their priorities in line.
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 4:24pm
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If he asks for a beer...lol...she's in no position to fuss about getting him one...
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Oct 24
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Hmmm... now you've got me considering getting a plywood raft if I ever get married.
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 6:55pm
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I just hope the waves don't pick up! Oops, sorry honey there goes the beer!
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 7:43pm
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Or the other way around
COMPLETED: If Anyone Cares, Here's A Map Of My Current FSX Flight Around The World
My Reality Check Bounced
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 7:57pm
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Now that guy clearly isn't thinking. I would make my b*tch go in the water and pull the raft and get a beer and relax myself.
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Oct 24
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, 2005 at 8:08pm
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LOL! is cruel but what the ·$·#~#@ is funny
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Oct 24
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Wow a redneck without a pack of fags, and a bottel of Jack? Now that is just unheard of.
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Oct 25
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Is the water from the flood or because they just couldn't hold it after all the beer?
I see they have to move the raft out of the no parking zone. 8)
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Oct 31
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, 2005 at 10:48pm
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i love that!!! lol
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