Simviation Forum - 80 is the worst age to be.

Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 4:08pm

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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, not really I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and have a movement every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

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Reply #1 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 4:14pm

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lol.

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Reply #2 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 6:02pm

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Reply #3 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 6:52pm

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LMAO.....

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Reply #4 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 10:32pm

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lol...that one is SO old! Wink

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Reply #5 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 11:47pm

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ROTFLMAO

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Reply #6 - Oct 22^nd, 2005 at 11:53pm

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Haha!

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Reply #7 - Oct 23^rd, 2005 at 12:16am

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Already been posted

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Reply #8 - Oct 23^rd, 2005 at 1:52am

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Already been posted

But, evidently, not flushed. Roll Eyes

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Reply #9 - Oct 23^rd, 2005 at 2:58am

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Andrew I haven't heard this one before, so from now on when you say it has been posted before I'd like you to give a link to the thread it was posted in......

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Reply #10 - Oct 23^rd, 2005 at 8:05am

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LOL

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Andrew I haven't heard this one before, so from now on when you say it has been posted before I'd like you to give a link to the thread it was posted in......

That's good idea ozzy! And not just for Andrew...

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Reply #11 - Oct 23^rd, 2005 at 8:35am