Simviation Forum - To all grandparents:

Aug 30^th, 2005 at 4:44pm

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Heed this warning. Do NOT lose your Grandkids in the Mall!

A small boy was lost recently at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"

The cop asked, "What's he like?"

The little boy replied, "Crown Royal whisky and women with big tits."

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Reply #1 - Aug 30^th, 2005 at 5:50pm

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Aw gawd!

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Reply #2 - Aug 30^th, 2005 at 7:38pm

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Holy F***!!!!!!!!! Now that is funny Grin

I just wonder how the poor cop kept a straight face? Grin

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Reply #3 - Aug 30^th, 2005 at 8:07pm

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Holy F***!!!!!!!!! Now that is funny Grin

I just wonder how the poor cop kept a straight face? Grin

The kid better hope that grandma wasn't within hearing range. Or he might witness some elder abuse.... Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Aug 30^th, 2005 at 10:53pm