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a short joke (Read 435 times)
Aug 23
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turbo_skylane
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i dont lie, smoke, swear or drink.....
OH #%^$%!, me cigarete fell into my glass of bub.
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Aug 23
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does anyone a'tall get this?
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Aug 23
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We don't get them intelligent jokes around here!
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Where's the nudity?
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hehe
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Aug 23
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Aug 23
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Oh dear Omag
LOL
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LMAO @ Omag's reply.
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lol.....
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Aug 25
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Mynameisnemo
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i dont lie, smoke, swear or drink.....
OH #%^$%!, me cigarete fell into my glass of bub.
Isn't it meant to be "i don't lie, dont drink and don't swear: Oh s*** i left me cigs down at the pub"?
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maybe
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Aug 29
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does anyone a'tall get this?
We get it, it's just real lame.
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Aug 29
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For something to be lame in Kevin's book it must be:
*lacking in sexism.
*lacking in violence.
*lacking in offensive language.
*lacking in alcohol abuse.
Harsh, yes.
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Oh and by the way, I'm joking.
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Aug 29
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For something to be lame in Kevin's book it must be:
*lacking in sexism.
*lacking in violence.
*lacking in offensive language.
*lacking in alcohol abuse.
Harsh, yes.
A.
Oh and by the way, I'm joking.
Lame...
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Aug 29
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Lame...
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