Simviation Forum - Those cosy tower-pilot moments!

Aug 26^th, 2005 at 6:13am

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Pilot: Apron, Interflug 195, requesting start-up.
Apron: Sorry, Interflug 195, we don't have your flight plan. What is your destination ?
Pilot: As always on Monday, we're flying to Leipzig.
Apron: But it's Tuesday today!
Pilot: What? Tuesday is our day off!

Pilot: Tower, there's a runway light burning.
Tower: I'm sure there must be dozens of lights burning.
Pilot: Sorry, I mean it's smoking.

Tower: Delta Bravo Charlie, your squawk is really seven-zero-four-six?
Pilot: Affirmative.
Tower: I'll send you an excavator, your heigth is minus nine-zero feet.

Pilot trainee: Lichtenfels info, DEITN, turning base right for runway two-two for go and touch.
Tower: DEITN, I got a request: Please first touch and then go.

Pilot: FLX three-zero, Tower, we're running out of fuel, please advise!
Tower: What's your position, I don't have radar contact!
Pilot: We're lined up for runway two-nine and would like to know where the fuel truck is.

Tower: Washington D.C., Clearance Delivery: German Air Force 269, you are cleared to Destination Indian Springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet thereafter present position direct BOM do not pass BOM at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct ZZT thereafter intercept j158 own navigation read back.
Pilot: GAF 269: Roger German Air Force 269 is cleared to Destination Indian Springs via after take off radar vectors to 4000 feet thereafter present position direct BOM do not pass BOM at 6000 feet or below after passing 15000 feet turn right on heading 280 to intercept j156 direct ZZT thereafter intercept j158 own navigation and I need another pencil.

Tower: What's your heigth and position?
Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Pilot: Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower: Roger. You are a fuel truck.

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Reply #1 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 6:17am

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Tear rolling stuff Kris! LMAO great! Especially the last!

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Reply #2 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 6:37am

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Forza Lazio!!

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Reply #3 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 7:11am

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All great!! Grin

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Reply #4 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 7:32am

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HAHAHA

all new to me... very good!

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Reply #5 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 7:52am

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...I love the last two... Grin

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..simple...to the point...!

Fantastic...!

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Reply #6 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 2:32pm

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LMAO

You're a fuel truck. Very funny Grin

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Reply #7 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 9:19pm

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Tower: Delta Bravo Charlie, your squawk is really seven-zero-four-six?
Pilot: Affirmative.
Tower: I'll send you an excavator, your heigth is minus nine-zero feet.

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Reply #8 - Aug 27^th, 2005 at 5:37pm

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lol, some old ones and some new ones..

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Reply #9 - Aug 27^th, 2005 at 5:40pm

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ROFL!!..

Those are great..

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Reply #10 - Aug 31^st, 2005 at 6:23pm

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Tower: Cessna seven six charlie, can you see the runway?
Pilot: Affirmative
Tower: Please state in what direction
Pilot: Right above my head.

Airline pilot who has just made a landing on a heavily iced over runway: Tower, United 7897 request taxi to the gate.

Tower United 7897, proceed to Kelsey Pub via taxiway juliet one, juliet, accexx road three, and frontage ave. After that landing I think you need a stiff drink and I'm buying!

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Reply #11 - Sep 1^st, 2005 at 3:14pm

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Tower: Cessna seven six charlie, can you see the runway?
Pilot: Affirmative
Tower: Please state in what direction
Pilot: Right above my head.

Hey! That's ozzy! lol

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