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Aug 28
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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around at shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and half." The guy leaves.
The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then doesn't come back."
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically. The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house!"
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Aug 28
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Aw sh|t
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Aug 28
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LOL!
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Aug 28
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What you wanna bet the next time that guy asked the barber pulls him inside and gives him a buzz cut in the short hair region....
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Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 29
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Ha! THAT is funny!
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Aug 29
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you so stole that from
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Aug 29
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Forgive my stupidity......I don't get it ??? ???
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Aug 29
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He goes to the barbers house while the barber is busy cutting hair. Now do you get it?
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Aug 29
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Woozy King
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He goes to the barbers house while the barber is busy cutting hair. Now do you get it?
Yes I do
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Aug 29
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It took Jakes explanation before I could get it.... oh dear I need a cup of tea I think to wake me up!
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Aug 29
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I need a cup of tea I think to wake me up!
???
Tea makes me sleepy
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Aug 29
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Coffee won't do sh__/ Try pouring ice into you pants.
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Aug 29
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Coffee won't do sh__/ Try pouring ice into you pants.
Yep, that will create a popsicle and snow balls.....
Kinda puts a whole new twist on having a stiff...ah....well....you get the idea.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Aug 29
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Yep, that will create a popsicle and snow balls.....
Kinda puts a whole new twist on having a stiff...ah....well....you get the idea.....
yeah
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Really good one !!!
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