Simviation Forum - Super engineer

Aug 26^th, 2005 at 8:47am

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An engineer dies and reports to hell. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
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God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

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Reply #1 - Aug 26^th, 2005 at 9:15am

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Reply #2 - Aug 27^th, 2005 at 3:40am

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HEHEHE!!!!

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Reply #3 - Aug 27^th, 2005 at 5:21pm

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Reply #4 - Aug 28^th, 2005 at 8:49am

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Reply #5 - Aug 28^th, 2005 at 6:05pm

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LMAO

Why does everyone hate lawyers? I'm starting to feel sorry for them (probably because I'm studying up to be one , lol)

They're friendly people who like to help other people....

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Reply #6 - Aug 28^th, 2005 at 8:27pm

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Hey I'm sure there's some good Christian lawyers out there!....maybe? Grin

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Reply #7 - Aug 29^th, 2005 at 3:00am

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Reply #8 - Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 3:56am

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Hey I'm sure there's some good Christian lawyers out there!....maybe? Grin

yes there is, i met him about 15 years ago

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Reply #9 - Sep 2^nd, 2005 at 9:17am

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thats pretty funny. a new one to me.

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