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Aug 28th, 2005 at 12:52pm
Mynameisnemo   Ex Member

 
An old lady gets on the train in London heading for liverpool with her little terrier (ankle biter) and sits in the non smoking section.

When they reach Crew a young man gets on board smoking a ciggarete (can't spell) and sits in the non smoking section opposite the old lady.

She kindly asks him to extinguish the ciggarete to which he replys " no, can you please shut your dog up" as the dog is yapping away at him.
The lady takes offence to this and calls for the ticket vendor, the vendor then asks him to put the ciggarete out to which he again reply's " no, can you please ask the lady to shut the dog up"
The lady then takes the ciggarete out of the mans mouth and stubs it out.

what happens next?

p.s: the final part later on
p.p.s back from blackpool
 
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Reply #1 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 1:19pm

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The guy picks up the brick and hits the dog in the head?...

...this is quickly becomming a pointless joke...
 
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Reply #2 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 1:21pm
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The guy picks up the brick and hits the dog in the head?...

...this is quickly becomming a pointless joke...


Ok i'll post the other part now.
 
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Reply #3 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 1:28pm
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An old lady gets on the train in London heading for liverpool with her little terrier (ankle biter) and sits in the non smoking section.

When they reach Crew a young man gets on board smoking a ciggarete (can't spell) and sits in the non smoking section opposite the old lady.

She kindly asks him to extinguish the ciggarete to which he replys " no, can you please shut your dog up" as the dog is yapping away at him.
The lady takes offence to this and calls for the ticket vendor, the vendor then asks him to put the ciggarete out to which he again reply's " no, can you please ask the lady to shut the dog up"
The lady then takes the ciggarete out of the mans mouth and stubs it out.


They are still arguin by the time they reach Edge Hill station so the lady throws the mans cigs out the window to which he throws the dog out. (sorry to all dog lovers but thats they ways this is told)

The ticket vendor has had enough by now and asks for the police to be called and present when they reach Lime Street.

When they arrive at Lime street they get off the train and come across the waiting police officers and carry on arguing, the police are about to arrest them, when they can here a little yapping sound comming from down the platform, and they see the little dog that was thrown out at Edge hill, and guess what he is carrying in his mouth?
Remember that brick that the builder through out at the Station?
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Reply #4 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 1:48pm

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That was way too much work for too little payoff...  Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #5 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 2:02pm

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I don't get it...
Or is there nothing to get and is this just another stupid joke??
 
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Reply #6 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 2:29pm

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let me guess: the dog was carrying the brick
 
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Reply #7 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 2:34pm
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let me guess: the dog was carrying the brick


Yes he was,

*thinks i'll go into hiding for a couple of days*........
 
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Reply #8 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 2:55pm

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I waited 2 days for that!!

Please tell me there was a point to it.

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Reply #9 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 3:20pm

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I waited 2 days for that!!

Please tell me there was a point to it.

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+1.......a bit annoying Nemo Roll Eyes Lips Sealed Roll Eyes
 
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Reply #10 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 3:23pm
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Sorry,

*Hangs head in shame* and prepares for my a$$ to be kicked*
 
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Reply #12 - Aug 28th, 2005 at 4:10pm

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And to think, they use to bust on my jokes..... Grin
 
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Reply #13 - Aug 29th, 2005 at 2:45am

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Romulus in 3 years that i have been reading this forum, u have some of the best jokes!!!

And nemo, go stand in the corner and think about what you have just posted!! lol  Wink Wink Cheesy Cheesy Grin Grin
 
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Reply #14 - Aug 29th, 2005 at 3:00am

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Nemo, if I were you, I would run away REAL fast... 

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