Some more funny signs from around the world
A Seville tailor makes clear how he will handle commissions:
ORDER NOW YOUR SUMMER SUIT, BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTAION
A dentist's doorway in Istanbul proclaims:
AMERICAN DENTIST, 2TH FLOOR, TEETH EXTRACTED BY LATEST METHODISTS
The concierge in Sorrento hotel lets guests know he's on the job:
CONTACT THE CONCIERGE IMMEDIATELY FOR INFORMATIONS. PLEASE DON'T WAIT LAST MINUTES THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE TO ARRANGE ANY INCONVENIENCES.
Some German hospitals now display the sign:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED IN THE MATERNITY WARDS
A Roman doctor proclaims himself a:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES
The sign at the concierge's desk in Athens hotel reads:
IF YOU CONSIDER OUR HELP INPOLITE, YOU SHOULD SEE THE MANAGER
A sign in a Kowloon hotel warns:
IF FORBIDDEN TO STEAL HOTEL TOWELS. pLEASE IF YOU ARE NOT PERSON TO DO SUCH IS PLEASE NOT TO READ NOTICE.
Vistors in a Czechoslovakian tourist agency are invited to:
TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS - WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES
A Rome laudry suggests:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE REST OF THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME
A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest reads:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THAT PURPOSE.
A London restaurant advertised for help this way:
WANTED: MAN TO WASH DISHES AND TWO WAITRESSES
A notice in a Vienna hotel uges:
IN CASE OF FIRE DO YOUR UTMOST OT ALARM THE HALL PORTER
On Leipzig (German) elevator:
DO NOT ENTER THE LIFT BACKWARDS, AND ONLY WHEN LIT UP
On a Paris hotel elevator:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK
In an Athen Hotel:
VISITORS ARE EXPECTED TO COMPLAIN AT THE OFFICE BETWEEN 9.AM AND 11A.M DAILY.
In a Yugoslav Hotel:
TH FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAIMBERMAID.
Hope you enjoyed them
There's still more to come.
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