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Feb 17^th, 2005 at 1:54pm

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Some of the artists from the '60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us Aging Baby Boomers. They include:

Herman's Hermits
"MRS. BROWN, YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY WALKER"

The Bee Gees
"HOW CAN YOU MEND A BROKEN HIP"

Bobby Darin
"SPLISH, SPLASH, I WAS HAVIN' A FLASH"

Ringo Starr
"I GET BY WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM DEPENDS"

Roberta Flack
"THE FIRST TIME EVER I FORGOT YOUR FACE"

Johnny Nash
"I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY NOW"

Paul Simon
"FIFTY WAYS TO LOSE YOUR LIVER"

Commodores
"ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES TO THE BATHROOM"

Marvin Gaye
"I HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPE NUTS"

Procol Harem
"A WHITER SHADE OF HAIR"

Leo Sayer
"YOU MAKE ME FEEL LIKE NAPPING"

The Temptations
"PAPA'S GOT A KIDNEY STONE"

ABBA
"DENTURE QUEEN"

Elvis
Heartbreak Hospice

Dylan
Like A Kidney Stone

Queen
We WERE the Champions

Beatles
With a Little Help From My Meds

Dion
Limparound Sue

The Rolling Stones
Limping-Jack Flash

Tony Orlando
Knock Three Times on the Ceiling if You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson
On the Throne Again

John Prine
Pink Cataract

John Denver
Rocky Mountain High (Fiber)

Lesley Gore
It's My Procedure And I'll Cry If I Want To

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Reply #1 - Feb 17^th, 2005 at 2:01pm

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Lol!

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Reply #2 - Feb 17^th, 2005 at 2:22pm

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LOL...Those are good! Grin

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Reply #3 - Feb 17^th, 2005 at 2:22pm