Simviation Forum - Idiot sightings

Jan 21^st, 2005 at 4:20pm

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Reported sightings of complete idiots by various individuals.

IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD: I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.

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IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE: My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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IDIOT SIGHTING: The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

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IDIOT SIGHTING: At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "this is fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

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IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

They walk among us..............scary!!

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #1 - Jan 21^st, 2005 at 9:05pm

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OMG last one HAHA

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Reply #2 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 12:58am

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Reported sightings of complete idiots by various individuals.

IDIOT SIGHTING: When my husband and I arrived at a car dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."

They walk among us..............scary!!

one of the best!!!

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Reply #3 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 1:43am

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Been posted before.

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Reply #4 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 3:53am

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LOL

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Reply #5 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 4:34am

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lol, I like em, well it seems deputy over there is officer downer

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Reply #6 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 5:10am

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ROFL!

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Reply #7 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 7:14am

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Nice one Romulus Grin

I particularly like the airport safety one Shocked

8)

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Reply #8 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 8:01am

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lol, I like em, well it seems deputy over there is officer downer

...add this to the list, and it gets even better... Wink

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Cheers all... 8)...!

Excellent value Romulus... Grin

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Reply #9 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 9:23am

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LOL!

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Reply #10 - Jan 22^nd, 2005 at 10:00am

Ben_M_K Ex Member

lol I like the first one the best. : Grin

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Reply #11 - Jan 24^th, 2005 at 9:26am

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ROFL, i call 'em InDUHviduals Tongue

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