Simviation Forum - Camel (Off color as well)

Dec 17^th, 2004 at 8:40pm

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There was this Army Colonel that got stationed at a camp in Iraq. When he first got there he was given a tour of the camp. Twards the end of the tour they came to a little tent with a camel tied up in it. "why do we have a camel?" the Col. asked. The private who was showing him around moved close and said in a low voice "you get pretty lonely around here at night if you know what I mean" refering to female companionship, "so if you get too lonely, thats what this camel is for". The Col. was taken aback by this, he thought "I could never get that lonely". But as the months went by, the Colonel started to really miss his wife, it got to the point that he couldnt take it anymore. So one night he finally decided he would do it and get it out of his system, so he snuck out of his tent, crept across the camp to the tent with the camel. He stood up on a chair, unzipped and started in on the camel. Just about the time he really started getting into it, he hears this voice behind him "Sir! What in gods name are you doing!?", it was the very same private who had showed him around the camp months earlier. he quickly lept of the chair and covered himself "I got lonely! you said thats what the camel was for!".
The private just shook his head and said "No sir, I meant that if you get lonely, then you ride the camel in to town and get a prostitute!"

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Reply #1 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 9:44pm

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lol, you'll have that..

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Reply #2 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 11:55pm

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Reply #3 - Dec 18^th, 2004 at 11:42am

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im with deputy on this one

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Reply #4 - Dec 18^th, 2004 at 12:20pm

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Isn't it funny how they do the rounds!!!!!
I remember telling this one when I was about 14 or 15. That was 40 years ago!!!!!!!!!

Keep them coming though

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Reply #5 - Dec 18^th, 2004 at 10:59pm

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Omg! thats hilarious. but sick Lips Sealed

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Reply #6 - Dec 20^th, 2004 at 6:46pm

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Was that joke a little too explicit? I didnt mean to overstep any bounds. Sorry if that was the wrong kind of thing to post here.

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Reply #7 - Dec 20^th, 2004 at 6:53pm

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i dont think you went out of bounds, more like hit it well out of the park LOL. while i have to agree with the EWWWWWW comments, its still funny and i doubt anyone will be to upset about it. At least it was sort of kept clean Roll Eyes

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Reply #8 - Dec 20^th, 2004 at 7:53pm

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At least it was sort of kept clean Roll Eyes

I tried my best to clean it up.

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Reply #9 - Dec 20^th, 2004 at 8:28pm

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The worlds got so damn obsessed with ratings. "to EXPLICIT" who actually cares

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Reply #10 - Dec 22^nd, 2004 at 12:51pm

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i dont mind the explicit bits Grin

it adds some fun to the Joke

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Reply #11 - Dec 22^nd, 2004 at 1:13pm

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Problem is, while the majority here are adults, this is still a family forum. Its always best to keep things at very least PG so everyones happy. Wink

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