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Husband Shopping (Read 193 times)
Dec 17th, 2004 at 10:22am

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A Husband Shopping Center has opened where a woman can go to choose a husband from among many men. It is laid out in five floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.


There is, however, a catch. As you arrive on any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down, except to exit the building.



So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"





So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better." says the woman. "But, I wonder what's further up?"


The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help with the housework. "Wow," says the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be better further up!"



And, again, she goes up. On the fourth floor the sign reads: Floor 4: These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think...what must be awaiting me further on? So up to the fifth floor she goes.








The sign on that door says: Floor 5: This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day.
 

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Reply #1 - Dec 17th, 2004 at 11:01am

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Reply #2 - Dec 17th, 2004 at 2:46pm

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that is good.
 

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Reply #3 - Dec 17th, 2004 at 4:46pm
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I've heard that one before. Funny. Grin Grin Grin Grin
 
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Reply #4 - Dec 17th, 2004 at 6:07pm

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Reply #5 - Dec 22nd, 2004 at 1:09pm

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Excellent !

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