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Cats or Dogs?
Furry Feline.
14 (41.2%)
Dog.
19 (55.9%)
Other.
1 (2.9%)
Total votes: 34
Other as in bird, fish, reptiles, small pets
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And you thought Cats were dumb.... (Read 866 times)
Dec 15
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, 2004 at 4:07pm
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"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
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Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 15
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i just showed that to my mom and sis, both cat lovers, and they got a kick out of it.
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Dogs are definately worse...
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Dec 15
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Dogs are definately worse...
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Dec 15
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HEY!!!!
Hey, everyone is allowed to have their own opinion..
I have four cats and one dog, my four cats are much better than our dog IMHO..
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Dec 15
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Well, did he win?
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Dec 15
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Well, did he win?
The world may never know...
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Dec 15
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Well, did he win?
LMAO.....beats me.....
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Dec 15
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, 2004 at 8:29pm
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The thing about cats.... I used to have a cat, and, I trained it (or so I thought) to stay off the counters. Well, I have a habit of leaving the blinds up over the sink.
One day, I came home from work, and, guess what I found. The damn cat was sitting next to the sink in the sunlight. As soon as I saw the cat, he left. He knew better. I have not liked cats ever since, because they are hard to train for anything other than to use the litterbox.
Another downside with cats is that its hard to take them anywhere without them letting you know how displeased with you they are. They just won't shut up.
Dogs are better than cats. Thats my vote.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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Dec 15
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The thing about cats.... I used to have a cat, and, I trained it (or so I thought) to stay off the counters. Well, I have a habit of leaving the blinds up over the sink.
One day, I came home from work, and, guess what I found. The damn cat was sitting next to the sink in the sunlight. As soon as I saw the cat, he left. He knew better. I have not liked cats ever since, because they are hard to train for anything other than to use the litterbox.
Another downside with cats is that its hard to take them anywhere without them letting you know how displeased with you they are. They just won't shut up.
Dogs are better than cats. Thats my vote.
All that proves is that dogs are stupid enough to bow down to your wishes. Cats are intelligent enough to take in what you say, and ignore it.
And you don't train a cat to use a litter bowl. It uses it out of it's own personal choice and because it's hygine levels are so high that it refuses to crap on the floor.
Look at it this way, dogs are our obedient servants. Cats are our rulers.
Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!
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Dec 15
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Wow, I spawned a poll...cool....
I'm sort of middle of the road....I like them both.
One thing that is interesting about cats is that you can train them to use the toilet. With a clear vacuum formed toilet topper and a bit of cat litter. Remove a bit of the litter every time you change it until it's all gone. Then presto, the cats using the head.
Now my only problem with this is, what if you only have one bathroom or the other one(s) are in use. What do you do if the cat's in using the can and your about to bust a giblet trying to hold it. Seems to me you have 2 choices, you either wait on the cat or you go and use the cat box yourself. Now with my luck the next person to come and visit would see the cat box and think I had a frigging mountain lion for a pet.....LMAO
"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."
Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”
Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”
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Wow, I spawned a poll...cool....
I'm sort of middle of the road....I like them both.
One thing that is interesting about cats is that you can train them to use the toilet. With a clear vacuum formed toilet topper and a bit of cat litter. Remove a bit of the litter every time you change it until it's all gone. Then presto, the cats using the head.
Now my only problem with this is, what if you only have one bathroom or the other one(s) are in use. What do you do if the cat's in using the can and your about to bust a giblet trying to hold it. Seems to me you have 2 choices, you either wait on the cat or you go and use the cat box yourself. Now with my luck the next person to come and visit would see the cat box and think I had a frigging mountain lion for a pet.....LMAO
The other problem.... what if he misses?
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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Dec 15
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The other problem.... what if he misses?
Oh dear..
We are still talking about a cat right?
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Dec 16
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Oh dear..
We are still talking about a cat right?
Yeah.
Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&
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Justice for All
&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&&
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Dec 16
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I love both ........ we have 4 cats and have been thinking about getting a dog, only problem is I'm more alergic to dogs than cats.
Our cat has been up to much the same as the cat in the pic above .... she's a chat addict.
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eno
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