Simviation Forum - Some christmas music..

Dec 13^th, 2004 at 9:38pm

Jared Offline
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On the first day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
A bug fix for Windows NT.

On the second day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the third day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fourth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the fifth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the sixth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the seventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eighth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the ninth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the tenth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my vendor gave to me:
Twelve days to set up;
Eleven acronyms;
Ten more Megahertz;
Nine brand new standards;
Eight more megs of RAM;
Seven minor upgrades;
Six hidden features;
Five tons of manuals;
Four new API's;
Three more months of waiting;
Two more SCSI drives;
And a bug fix for Windows NT.

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Reply #1 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 2:19am

Deputy Offline
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Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #2 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 8:09am

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Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #3 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 8:43am

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What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #4 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 10:09am

Jared Offline
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Time for your medicine. *WHITE COATS!*

Medicine sounds good right now, coming down with a sinus infection that really hurts...

Oh well, time to go take another test.. Sad

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Reply #5 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 6:06pm

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Moriaty, get the gun. This one is a lost cause...

*Sigh* Okay.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #6 - Dec 14^th, 2004 at 6:08pm

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What do you want to bet that Microsoft plays this at their corporate offices at Christmas....lol.

Grin

My guess its on a loop, so you hear it ever minute or so.

Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?&&&&Iustita Omnibus&&Justice for All&&&&Women are: attractive, single, mentally stable. Pick two.&& &&Yes, we drive on the right-hand-side of the road. Yes, I parked on the left-hand-side of the road. Yes, I blocked traffic for a picture. &&&&&&

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Reply #7 - Dec 15^th, 2004 at 4:52pm

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sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

A poet, A virtual Pilot, and a member of Civil Air Patrol. Now if only.....&&&&Current ride, a 1972 Honda CT70 with a 3-speed transmition w/ and automatic clutch. So far i've gotten it to do 40mph.

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Reply #8 - Dec 15^th, 2004 at 6:24pm

Jared Offline
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sometimes i wonder if M$ builds in all these problems

now your getting the idea, they don't get their money from sales, but instead support for products that don't work... Tongue

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Reply #9 - Dec 15^th, 2004 at 11:37pm

`Josh Offline
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LMAO VERY FUNNY JARED! Grin

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Three more months of waiting....

Sounds like Gran Turismo 4....pushed back to March...geez Tongue

Here endeth the lesson.

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Reply #10 - Dec 16^th, 2004 at 1:16am

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LOL

Link to sig:&&Click here&&(Cannot post signature here due to current forum restrications on linked images).

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Reply #11 - Dec 17^th, 2004 at 2:09pm

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Hahaha

Regards,
Stratobat

&&&&'If the literal sense makes good sense, seek no other sense lest you come up with nonsense'

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Reply #12 - Dec 18^th, 2004 at 12:40pm

terbert Offline
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It can't be in the charts yet, was not on 'Top of the Pops' last night.

(Probably better than some of the crap that WAS on there) (except Kylie) Tongue

Tony

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