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Blonde joke (Read 158 times)
Nov 8
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, 2004 at 10:17pm
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Said the brunette to the blonde, "Look at the dead birdie flying around!"
Answered the blonde, craning his neck up at the sky, "Where, where?"
(NB: I hesitated to put this in the jokes section - not when I pulled the prank on the same person, twice within 10 minutes..... although it helped to have just finished a good lunch with suitable libations.)
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Nov 9
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Obligitory:
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the swimming pool.
What do you call 2 blondes in the freezer?
Frosted Flakes.
O.K. got that off my chest.
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what do you call 5 blondes standing in a row?
Why that would be a wind tunnel of course...
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LMAO
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