Simviation Forum - How To Clean Your Toilet

Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 5:27pm

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Instructions on how to clean your toilet

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

10. See how well it works-

Sincerely,

The Dog

I would never do this to a cat, but I thought it was sure funny!

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Reply #1 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 5:47pm

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I won't tell you what Agi said Shocked

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Reply #2 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 5:51pm

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I won't tell you what Agi said Shocked

OOOPS, I was a BAD Boy..... Tongue

Bet it wasn't how funny it was.....lol. Grin

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Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

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Reply #3 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 6:49pm

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Thats great!!

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Reply #4 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 6:55pm

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ouch... my sides hurt Grin

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Reply #5 - Sep 23^rd, 2004 at 2:21am

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That's just great!!! The dog's reaction... Over the top!!!

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Reply #6 - Sep 23^rd, 2004 at 8:57am

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That cat looks pretty fecked-off Grin

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Reply #7 - Sep 23^rd, 2004 at 2:09pm

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LMFAO... Hahahaha Grin

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Reply #8 - Sep 23^rd, 2004 at 10:33pm

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lol...

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Reply #9 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 8:52am

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LMAO

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