Simviation Forum - Navy Issue

Sep 21^st, 2004 at 2:35pm

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Thirty four years ago, Richard Davis from Frenchburg, KY joined the NAVY. On his first day of boot camp, the NAVY issued him a toothbrush. That afternoon, the NAVY dentist pulled several of his teeth. The next day, the NAVY issued him a comb. That afternoon, the NAVY barber sheared his head. On his third day, the NAVY issued him a jock strap.......

The NAVY is still looking for him.

Jim Cheesy

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Reply #1 - Sep 21^st, 2004 at 5:53pm

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lol

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

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Reply #2 - Sep 21^st, 2004 at 8:30pm

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lol....and my step son's in the Navy....no wonder he keeps looking over his shoulder.... Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 11:52am

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any organisation with rear admirals and cabin boys can't be trusted Roll Eyes

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #4 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 2:04pm

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any organisation with rear admirals and cabin boys can't be trusted Roll Eyes

Not to mention that the new recruits are called "Seamen"..... Grin

I know, boo, hiss and yuke....lol

Grin

"I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It’s not on any chart, You must find it with your heart."

Albert Einstein - "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Martin Luther King Jr. - “Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe - “There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.”

Mark Twain - “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

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Reply #5 - Sep 22^nd, 2004 at 5:06pm

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Lmao... hehehe Grin

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Reply #6 - Sep 24^th, 2004 at 8:53am

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lol

AMD Athlon 64 3700+&&GeForce FX5200 256Mb&&1GB DDR400 DC&&Seagate 500Gb SATA-300 HDD&&Windows XP Professional X64 Edition&&&&That's right, I'm now using an AMD! I decided to give them another try and they kicked the pants off of my P4 3.4!

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