Well, I ain't got anything better to do while waiting for XP SP2 to install, so........................

Well one day the bus driver was working his usual route, at a stop, this woman dressed as a nun gets on and tells the bus driver that she wanted sex. But she had her terms, 1. The other partner must be a virgin and 2. since she still wanted her virginity, he must come from the behind.

And the bus driver tells her, "well I'm a virgin."

And so they had sex............

But after they were done, the bus driver finally came to his feet and told her "Well I got a confession to make, I got a wife and 2 kids at home" And then the nun told him, "I got a confession to make too...................I just came back from a costume party..............."

D'oh, I should've seen that one coming..