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Redneck wedding. (Read 164 times)

Sep 6^th, 2004 at 11:08am

Woodlouse2002 Offline
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A wedding in West Virginia was cancelled yesterday when it became known that the bride was a virgin. The grooms family released an explanation saying that...

"If she ain't good enough for her own family then she ain't good enough for ours."

Woodlouse2002 PITA and BAR!!!!!!!!&&&&Our Sovereign Lord the King chargeth and commandeth all persons, being assembled, immediately to disperse themselves, and peaceably to depart to their habitations, or to their lawful business, upon the pains contained in the Act made in the first year of King George the First for preventing tumults and riotous assemblies. God Save the King.&&&&Viva la revolution!

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Reply #1 - Sep 6^th, 2004 at 11:25am

Tequila Sunrise Offline
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LOL

If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Thou shalt maintain thine airspeed lest the ground shalt rise up and smite thee

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Reply #2 - Sep 7^th, 2004 at 6:23am

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Yep! Sounds like TN Grin

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Reply #3 - Sep 7^th, 2004 at 12:53pm

Blackbird971 Offline
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lmao...

Any moment, everything can change, Feel the wind on your shoulder, For a minute, all the world can wait, Let go of your yesterday. Can you hear it calling? Can you feel it in your soul? Can you trust this longing? And take control, Fly! Open up the part of you that wants to hide away! You can shine, Forget about the reasons why you can't in life, And start to try, cause it's your time, Time to fly. - H.D., Fly
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Reply #4 - Sep 7^th, 2004 at 1:43pm

Jared Offline
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So true...

That reminds me, I work with a beauiful lady from WV....

so, anyways,

Good one...

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