A young Indian man is ready to get married, and his father asks him "Do you want half of a wife or a whole wife?" He replies "A whole wife of course, father."

Two weeks later, on the wedding day, he took a look at his bride to be and tells his dad "Dad, you could've at least found a more attractive one." And his father replies "Well if she was any more attractive, then you would have to share her with anothe man"

lol...that's pretty much the truth nowadays..