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Hillbilly medical terms. (Read 238 times)

Apr 1^st, 2004 at 1:31pm

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Hill Billy Medical Terms!

Benign......................What you be after you be
eight.
Bacteria...................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.....................What doctors do when
patients die.
Cesarean Section....A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan..................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize................Made eye contact with her.
Colic.......................A sheep dog.
Coma.......................A punctuation mark.
D&C........................Where Washington is.
Dilate......................To live long.
Enema.....................Not a friend.
Fester.....................Quicker than someone else.Fibula......................A small lie.
G.I.Series................World Series of military
baseball.
Hangnail..................What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain..............Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff.........A Doctor's cane.
Morbid....................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates..................Cheaper than day rates.
Node.......................I knew it.
Outpatient.............A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...............A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.......A letter carrier.
Recovery Room......Place to do upholstery.
Rectum..................Damn near killed him.
Secretion...............Hiding something
Seizure...................Roman emperor.
Tablet....................A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor....................More than one.
Urine.....................Opposite of mine.
Varicose.................Near by/close by.

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Reply #1 - Apr 3^rd, 2004 at 9:23am

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very good!

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Reply #2 - Apr 3^rd, 2004 at 9:31am

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Clever

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Reply #3 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 10:25am

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Reply #4 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 4:14pm

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LOL brilliant

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Reply #5 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 11:01pm

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Wow, those are great. Plus, they are believable-trust me (I've grown up with a redneck family and I plan on being a doctor). Grin

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Reply #6 - Apr 5^th, 2004 at 2:49pm

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thsoe are quite funny

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Reply #7 - Apr 6^th, 2004 at 12:47am

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