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Blonde people... (Read 209 times)
Apr 1
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, 2004 at 3:43am
asda_price
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There was a stadium full with 60,000 people who all had blonde hair. Only people with blonde hair were allowed to the event. The host of the show started to talk.
'Hello everyone! We have made this event to show that blonde people are not stupid, contrary to popular belief! We are actually very clever!'
Everyone starts to cheer.
'And to prove we are not stupid, I will ask this lady here a question.'
He walks forward to a 30-year old woman.
'Madam, what is 4+4?'
'Er... is it 2?'
Everyone in the stadium starts to chant 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
'Er... is it 4?'
'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
'Ahh! Yes, of course! 4+4=8!'
'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
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Apr 1
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, 2004 at 1:39pm
IcedFoxtrotter
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If only I could find a
girl as pretty as this....
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I'm Forwarwarding that to my blond stepfather. Thanks!
A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......
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And I thought that they weren't going to be allowed to do the wave, since so many blondes were drowning at the games...
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Been there, posted this...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.... i knew that one, but in portuguese (i live in brazil)
it's amazing how far blonde jokes travel
Come, one and all aboard! - The Russian Roullete in the sky!
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