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Apr 1st, 2004 at 3:43am
asda_price   Ex Member

 
There was a stadium full with 60,000 people who all had blonde hair. Only people with blonde hair were allowed to the event. The host of the show started to talk.

'Hello everyone! We have made this event to show that blonde people are not stupid, contrary to popular belief! We are actually very clever!'

Everyone starts to cheer.

'And to prove we are not stupid, I will ask this lady here a question.'

He walks forward to a 30-year old woman.

'Madam, what is 4+4?'

'Er... is it 2?'

Everyone in the stadium starts to chant 'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Er... is it 4?'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'

'Ahh! Yes, of course! 4+4=8!'

'Give her another chance! Give her another chance!'
 
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Reply #1 - Apr 1st, 2004 at 1:39pm

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I'm Forwarwarding that to my blond stepfather. Thanks! Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #2 - Apr 3rd, 2004 at 11:00am

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And I thought that they weren't going to be allowed to do the wave, since so many blondes were drowning at the games...Wink
 
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Reply #3 - Apr 4th, 2004 at 10:24am

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Been there, posted this...  Smiley
 

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Reply #4 - Apr 6th, 2004 at 4:30am

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha.... i knew that one, but in portuguese (i live in brazil)

it's amazing how far blonde jokes travel Grin Grin Grin Grin
 

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