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Mar 31^st, 2004 at 9:22pm

The Ruptured Duck Offline
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Top Ten Questions Received By The Toro Snow Blower Hotline
10. "I'm blowing into it, but it won't snow"
9. "Do you make one for rain?"
8. "Who do I call about reattaching my hand?"
7. "Can you use it to make sno-cones?"
6. "This is Monica Lewinsky, are you looking for a spokesperson?"
5. "Can I use it to make cole slaw?"
4. "Toro? Oh, I'm sorry. I was trying to call Zorro?"
3. "Can I use the snow blower indoors as a fan?"
2. "Where exactly does Bush think he's getting the money to go to Mars?"
1. "Can I blow myself?"

From Dave Letterman, I love this one!

"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing" -Ben Franklin&&&&"Man must rise above the Earth to the top of the atmosphere and beyond, for only thus will he fully understand the world in which he lives." - Socrates&&&&" Flying is a religion. A religion that asymilates all who get a taste of it." - Me&&&&"Make the most out of yourself, for that is all there is of you"- Ralf Waldo Emerson&&

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Reply #1 - Mar 31^st, 2004 at 11:59pm

IcedFoxtrotter Offline
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#9 lol

A.L. Quote: Everytime you go away, it actually kinda makes my day. Everytime you leave you slam the door. You pick your words so carefully, you hate to think you're hurting me. You leave me laughing on the floor......Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn what you say about that. You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn, What you say about that......&&

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Reply #2 - Apr 3^rd, 2004 at 11:02am

Jared Offline
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lol,,,#6 is pretty good,

but I bet that they don't suck/blow more than Paris Hilton....

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Reply #3 - Apr 4^th, 2004 at 10:23am

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Hoy-Hoy!

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Monica Lewinsky... Heh heh... Tramp...

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